Sunday, September 28, 2008

Introducing Myself


Hi everybody!

I’m Robert M. Fletcher, Ch.E., Principal of Strategic Book Publishing. Welcome to my blog, and may you enjoy your visit. It is my sincere hope that good people like Ann Crispin, Victoria Strauss, and Dave Kuzminski pass information from this site on to all other writers.

As a successful businessman and entrepreneur, it is necessary to gain exposure by using the Internet, not to mention recruiting hapless marks for my various fraudulent literary agencies.

You see, I love making money, but I hate working, so I use cunning to create wealth for myself by preying on people’s dreams.

Examples of my record of wanton Internet fraud are as follows:

ByteAudio.com – a con game I created by selling unregistered securities to fools in Washington State. Whew! They almost collared my ass on that one, as I had extracted over three million dollars from my “investors” selling them pieces of worthless paper that wouldn’t even qualify for the Pink Sheets. Two other guys named Kriss and Dolney were confederates in that debacle, the judge called us the “Three Stooges”. They ordered me and my buddies to pay back fifty grand of the loot as a fine – so after buying off the judge, we split the rest of the dough three ways and I hightailed it for Boca Raton, Florida, fraud capital of the world.

Sydra-Techniques.com – this was my second con game, devoted to extracting money from hopeful authors by posing as a literary agent. I have no conscience, so taking their money for myself was easy.

Stliterary.com – a name change to the above company, as people were catching on to the fraud that was Sydra-Techniques.

Rapidpublishing.com – an accessory fraud to ST Literary.

Rapidbookseller.com – another accessory fraud to ST Literary.

Rapidresumebuilder.com – yet another fraud.

Rapidwebsitebuilder.com – yet another fraud.

New York Literary Agency or NYLA - yet another fraud.

I will do my utmost to list all of my other fraudulent activities and other pictures in later posts, as no one can do anything to me anyway – considering the fraud of AIG, my paltry 10 million dollar fortune is nothing, and there aren’t enough Federal Agents to get around to arresting me.

My wife Margaret says I am an amoral beady-eyed creep, but my friend Leslie Williams says I'm gorgeous. I can't help but agree with Leslie, as I often spend hours on end staring into a mirror, enjoying my handsome visage.

Oh yes, and if you want to send me some of your money, my address is:

Robert M. Fletcher, Ch.E

699 SW 8th Terrace, Boca Raton, Florida 33486

561-350-5060 Cellular

209-755-3861 Fax

Thank you in advance for considering me for literary agent representation, book publishing, stock fraud, septic tank cleaning, karaoke, pandering, orgies, etc.